The View From Kalamazoo

We have an aging, increasingly cranky copier in the office.

And no budget to replace it.

I have taped this to the copier:

 

Yes, I’m still largely MIA on the blogging front. I am, as usual, overscheduling myself to the nth degree. At least I’m consistent.

I have this children’s book in my kids’ collection. I’ve loved it for some time, but it occurs to me that you all will not only love it, but must own it. And to understand why everyone who will ever attend, or who has ever attended, the International Congress on Medieval Studies must own it you must read it. So here it the text (the illustrations are wonderful, too!):

I Went to the Party in Kalamazoo
– Ed Shankman & Dave Frank

Ten years from today,
wherever you are,
put on your best clothes
and climb into your car.

Then drive out to meet us
and bring your friends, too,
’cause we’re having a party
in Kalamazoo.

You won’t want to miss it.
You simply must go.
And you must invite
all of the people you know.

And I’ll invite my friends
and they’ll invite theirs,
and they may come alone,
or they could come in pairs.

They’ll come from Geneva,
New York and St. Paul.
And some won’t have too far
to travel at all.

And everyone they know
will want to come too,
and they’ll all join the party
in Kalamazoo.

We’ll get there by train
and we’ll get there by plane.
And one guy will walk
the whole way with a cane.

We’ll come in the morning.
We’ll come by canoe.
And we’ll all be together
in Kalamazoo.

You’ll meet Never-Sleep Norman
who won’t go to bed,
a very tall man
with a very small head,
three skinny catfish
who laugh when they dance,
and a ten-legged fellow
with five pairs of pants.

You’ll meet bunnies and billy goats,
bears and baboons,
’cause everyone’s coming
and they’re bringing balloons!

And some will bring cookies,
and some will bring cake,
or whatever they buy,
or whatever they make.

One might being a tuba.
One could bring a drum.
One may bring a bell
that he rings with his thumb.

If I bring the jelly,
you might being the toast,
or whatever the thing is
that you like the most.

Whatever it is, we will gladly allow.
And you can be sure
we will use it somehow.

‘Cause there must be
ten million ways to have fun,
and in Kalamazoo
we will try every one!

I don’t know you well
but you look like a smarty.
I’m sure you’ll have
lots of ideas for the party.

We can sing will we’re hoarse.
We can eat till we’re fat.
We can stay up all night
or much later than that.

There’ll be sandboxes everywhere
and fields to play ball in …
and places to hide in
and places to crawl in
and places to lie in
and others to fall in …
… and one place I’m sure
you will feel very tall in.

yes indeed, what a party
that party will be —
every part of that party
will be something to see.

There’ll be puppies and ponies
and marionettes.
That’s the kind of excitement
that no one forgets!

We can swim.
We can hike.
We can ride on a bike.
We can yell if we want to
whenever we like.

We can climb on the ceiling
and paint on the wall.
We can bounce on the beds.
We can run in the hall.

Want to make funny faces?
Go ahead, have a ball.
We’ll see who makes
the funniest faces of all!

We’ll pretend that we’re lizards
and lobsters and loons.
And then, if you like,
we can watch some cartoons.

We can do as we please
’cause the party is ours.
We don’t have to behave.
We don’t have to take showers.

If you want to do nothing,
that’s just what we’ll do.
We’ll do nothing together
in Kalamazoo.

And then, in the end,
when we’ve had all our fun,
when the last joke is told
and the last game is done …

we’ll say our goodbyes
and we’ll all go back home,
to our homes in Ohio
and Brooklyn and Rome.

We’ll go back to our homes
for the rest of our days,
to our regular lives
and our usual ways.

But forever and ever,
wherever you go,
whoever you meet
will be eager to know …

and you can say, “Yes,
my friend, it is true —
I went to that party
in Kalamazoo!”

Now go buy it!!

On Pachelbel. Possibly the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long, long time.

Clearing the bookmarks again..

Hands-on team save medieval walls: Stonemasons working by hand have restored part of a town’s medieval walls from the threat of collapse.

Viking treasure found on Swedish island

Five hundred years after Spain forced its Jewish population to leave or convert, the country is searching for its Jewish heritage.

Medieval masterpieces found in spare room

Scientists crack ancient crucible recipe

Archaeologists unearth world’s oldest curse

Thieves find pharaohs’ dentists

Archaeologists find mummified remains

Vatican archaeologists unearth St. Paul’s tomb

Newly discovered church believed to have housed ark of the covenant

Europe’s oldest child skeleton unearthed in Bulgaria

Emperor Maxentius insignia found in Rome

Early historical era pottery unearthed in northwestern Iran

Walls of Antigonea Unearthed

1,600-year-old Roman coffin unearthed in London

Ancient Roman coins found near Amsterdam

Archaeologists have discovered the wreck of a first century AD Roman vessel off the coast of Spain

I so need these gloves!!

These are some of the pieces from my ‘Inspired by History’ class:

gorgon kylix 4″t/8″d

Etruscan-style perfume bottle 5.5″t/3.75″d

mammiform box inspired by a medieval money box 4.5″t/5.5″d

I have a medieval rhenish-style jug we pit-fired last night yet to collect, and the aisan-inspired lidded pot just came out of bisque and I’ll glaze it next week.

Oh! And as for measurements of the pieces in this post, they are as follows:

blue watering can 6.25″t/ 11″ widest

celedon watering can 6.75″t/ 10.5″ widest

teapot 6″t/12″ widest

These are some other things I’ve been working on (so much more to glaze! aagh!), needed to produce for Saturday’s KIA Holiday Art Sale, plus I had some special requests:



lg vase 7″t/7″d

med vase 5.75″t/6.75″d

tart warmers!

 
tart warmer lg tenmoku 4″t/4″d

 
tart warmer celedon 4″t/4″d

 
tart warmer dunham 4.24t/3.25d

 
tart warmer sm tenmoku 3.4″t/3.5″d

cassarole 3″t/9″d

mug set spodumene/celedon 3.25″t/3.5″d

mug set dunham/celedon 4″t/3.5″d

mug spodumene/celedon 3.25″t/3.75″d

mug dunham/celedon 4″t/3.5″d

cobalt sgraffitto vase 5″t/4.25″d

And these are some snaps of the last piece to come out of the summer ‘Out of Round’ class:


3-pt blue bowl 3″t/7″d

Getting ready for the sale is driving me nuts – I hate trying to come up with pricing. Hate it.

The shop is temporarily going down tonight.

If you want something, even if you need it set aside and want to pay later, ya gotta let me know.

K?

Shop will re-open late this weekend.

Everything is going to the KIA Holiday Art Sale (this Saturday – locals know this is where the deals are: jewelry, handpainted scarves, paintings, and, of course, an least four cubic assloads of ceramics). I need to price what I have, pick up whatever the kiln gods have deemed me worthy of getting back *grumble* and photograph and price that…oy vey. I get 65% of the selling price…could be worse.

I hate pricing.

I laughed.

Yes, I did.

Out loud.

(Thanks to friend Fox for URL)

Hey, Delta, “Good Goes Around” ?.