That man I married tells me this here island of boring gets an average of 300 hits a day. A. Day.
400 yesterday.
24 people searched on the string lisa+carnell yesterday. 24! (s’okay, no one ever spells Elisabeth correctly – no Z, man, no Z!)
Holy crow. Holy language-I-should-refrain-from-using-in-front-of-300-people.
How the hell are ya? Who the hell are ya?
I take requests. No table dancing, however.