YOU MIGHT BE A MEDIEVALIST IF…
-Your secondary sources are somebody else’s primary sources.
-Everyone else on your conference panel has taken holy orders.
-You have a favorite decree of the fourth lateran council.
-Your particular field of study could be wiped out by a car accident.
-You’ve ever been asked “the truth” about King Arthur.
-You refer to the American Revolution as a “recent development.”
-You add the word “yet” to the statement “I don’t know that language.”
-You specify which level of hell your day has been like.
-You call the renaissance “a dirty lie.”