The View From Kalamazoo

Michigan Pronounciation Guide.

I say ‘Geez-Louise’ and ‘Geez-o-Pete’. I am a Troll, but can affect a pretty convincing Yooper when asked (think Fargo with a head cold). I drive like a typical Michigander on the freeway, thanks (so get the hell out of my way, and yes, turn indicators do come standard on all makes and models, chucklehead).

I also do a rollicking Cartman impression. Fear me.