Well, thank God! Now I never again have to fear strappado when I return a book a week late!
(and I can’t even speak of returning a post-due book to inter-library loan…it’s just too..too…painful to think about)
[posted for Bri, who knows how I spent my Saturday. Think Jeff Foxworthy show with more dynfunction and many fewer jokes. Or “jokes”. Not even a laugh track, man…it was heinous.]