The View From Kalamazoo

For those of you who watch what you eat…

Here’s the final word on nutrition & health, and it’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers, eat lots of sausages & fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of perogies, cabbage rolls and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

[sent to me by the great and glorious Angela]