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	<title>The View From Kalamazoo &#187; wtf?</title>
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		<title>Uhhh&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 00:36:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The new Olay Regenerist Anti-Aging Eye Roller &#8230; can&#8217;t imagine what was on their mind during design. Well, I&#8217;ve heard it said it keeps you young &#8212; but if you&#8217;re sticking your Pocket Rocket in your eye you&#8217;re doing it wrong!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The new Olay Regenerist Anti-Aging Eye Roller &#8230; can&#8217;t imagine what was on <em>their</em> mind during design.<br />
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<p><img alt="" src="http://shop.tootimid.com/ProductImages/sextoys/DJ0376-01main.jpg" title="Pocket Rocket" class="alignnone" width="225" height="225" /><br />
Well, I&#8217;ve heard it said it keeps you young &#8212; but if you&#8217;re sticking your Pocket Rocket in your eye <em>you&#8217;re doing it wrong</em>!</p>
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		<title>Lucy, you&#8217;ve got some &#8216;splaining to do..</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2007 16:06:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Academia + idiocy = &#8230; more in the way of embarrassment for WMU. Some days I just don&#8217;t know about this place, really &#8212; and this is my dear Alma Mater on top of owner of my soul (Congress just sublets the soul, technically speaking). What the hell are people thinking around here?!? We&#8217;re up [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> Academia + idiocy = &#8230; <a href="http://greenspace.virtualroadside.com/press_release.html">more in the way of embarrassment for WMU</a>. Some days I just don&#8217;t know about this place, really &#8212; and this is my dear Alma Mater on top of owner of my soul (Congress just sublets the soul, technically speaking). What the hell are people <em>thinking</em> around here?!? We&#8217;re up to our danglybits in budget crisis, the state will shut down completely in a week if the legislators don&#8217;t correct their cephalo-anal conjucture issues, and the resulting cutoff of funds to higher education will spiral our sorry arses right down the drainpipe to Hell.  *headdesk*</p>
<p>Actually, I&#8217;ve been near-insane for the last two years, sans details and whining and ranting as I&#8217;m not Dooce-ing this, a OMFG stressful time for me in ways that beg manic laughter, hair pulling, and hide-the-weapon. Let&#8217;s just say, between you and I (and yes, I realize <em>you</em> is a bigger word than three letters in this case) it&#8217;s a damn good thing there has been a hiring freeze here at the Uni., as I&#8217;ve been watching the listings that do manage to get through&#8230;and the only reason I&#8217;ve not run away screaming is the lack in those listings. No, really. I guess the bright thing is I am as close to optimism (as I can manage) re: the new leadership, however. Trying to be happy happy&#8230;not quite to joy joy, but I&#8217;m making a valiant effort.</p>
<p>So I offer this information, noting that this is in addition to <em>Stress, The Home Edition</em>, to explain that a rather Known job + crap morale = no blogging. I continue to read those I have always followed, but I don&#8217;t respond&#8230;I figure that living in a perpetual state of well and truly pissed-off does not lend itself to the ability to comment and post anything of relative worth, so I do not. This is the point at which I note the awkwardness of blogging under my own name &#8211; I know I&#8217;ll see most of y&#8217;all in May, after all.</p>
<p>Perhaps after the grand move to WordPress (in progress) I&#8217;ll make more of an effort. I&#8217;ve been poked to make explanation, so here I am. (Now the poking will cease, yes?) No, haven&#8217;t given up on blogging completely, I swear.</p>
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