MFA, etc.
Oversharing? Maybe.
Nevermind my earlier amazement, I know why my weight popped up - my moon just begun. Let’s see - I was up on the 18th and again today, so that figures just right. Now I know that around the two crazy/funky-hormone times of my cycle I tend to blow up like a blowfish and my weight will reflect the retained water. That’s it - I’m a retaining wall! (no, not a dyke. very different. oh, nevermind.)
The good news is - I’m not pregnant. Bri. will be pleased, Emma will not since she is, of course, jonesin’ for a baby sister.
And on such a shitty day, too - cramps are just be the icing on the cake.